found a joke i saved too

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs," they get ushered into see the Pope. Dopey and Doc lead the pack.

"Dopey an Doc my sons," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Doc asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Doc, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns
Around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Doc then asks the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Doc, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe"

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare. Doc looks at the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

"Dopey screwed a penguin!”